quiregrrl | (no subject)

I wish the fucker who keeps prank calling me at work would FUCK OFF.

I wish I could tell the fucker who keeps prank calling me at work to FUCK OFF.

In other news... STABBITY STAB STAB STAB STAB

That is all.

No wait, it's not. I need an icon to use when I'm cranky. None of my current ones are appropriate.

Also... people shit me.

No names, no pack drill, but here's what I want to say to sundry folk.

You're being an asshat, stop it.
I'm fucking done with fucking liars so you can fuck right off.
STOP IT!
You annoy the crap out of me.
You're stupid, and it riles me that I have to pretend you're not!
I feel like you're trying to drown me sometimes.
I don't like you much anymore.

*deep breath*

For balance...

You are possibly one of the best people in the whole world, certainly in my world.
I love the way you hurt me then, I wish you could do it again.
I have a crush on you.
I also have a crush on you.
I wish I could call you Daddy sometimes.
You make me as happy as a bird with a chip.

Also, if you're reading this, chances are none of the above applies to you. Unless it does. But if it does I'll either get over it or get around to telling you to your face. So don't fret or fan your feathers.

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little sauce with that chip missy? xx

Can it be chilli or am I fired up enough already do you think?

I feel like doing a cut and paste to your list.

yeah, I think they're fairly common emotions... *hugs*

i use this one for cranky.

That is awesome... I may have to steal it...

Tee hee hee! Bird with a chip!

*laughs to cover up the paranoia*

Paranoia?? no Kitty darling, none of this is aimed at you in any way at all... you are lovely and I have no problem telling you that to your face :) Or via the comments section on my LJ :) *mwah*