quiregrrl: (Dancing/Gay)
quiregrrl ([personal profile] quiregrrl) wrote2011-01-06 01:48 pm
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It's like a push up bra, but for your penis!!!



Active Shaping Technology
Take it to the next level with this new addition to the Andrew Christian line. The Shock Jock Flirt Boxer features an Active Shaping Technology Cup with authentic male features for a completely natural look. The Cup provides great support and protection and adds up to 2 inches (5 cm) onto your frontal measurement. The style is made from 90% soft cotton and 10% Spandex for excellent stretch and recovery. It also features an extra wide metallic silver colored sports elastic waistband. Contrast stripes down the front sides of the garment add a sporty detail.

Product Features:
*Includes a color matched Active Shaping Technology Cup with authentic looking male features (also sold separately see item 8071)
* Adds up to 2" (5 cm) onto your frontal measurement
* Cup provides great support and helps protect against zipper injury
* Looks completely natural
* Fabric has great stretch and recovery to prevent bagging and sagging
* Handmade with care in the Andrew Christian Design Studio in Los Angeles, CA
* Regular/Slim fit...great for any body type


You have a choice of black or white, and it's on $29 for the briefs, or $32 for the boxers!


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[identity profile] cubboy.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
when i get down to wearing just lycra bike shorts i will need something like that. Thankyou for posting

[identity profile] quiregrrl.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
by all means get the undies, but Cub... unless you're riding in the Tour de France there is never an excuse for wearing just lycra bike shorts. No amatuer bike rider should be allowed to wear them. EVAH!!!!

Lycra = EVIL

It is Satan's fabric!!! SATAN!!!!!!

[identity profile] cubboy.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
you wear lyrca smeared with stuff to stop saddle chaffe - trust me its needed

[identity profile] quiregrrl.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
That's why some clever person invented Shy Shorts!!! You can wear the lycra, just ... not on their own. It doesn't look good on ANYONE. Even the OMG-CYCLING-ARE-SRS-BIZNESS folk with their bulgy taut musculature and walnut-cracking bumcheeks... they can JUST manage to rock the lycra shorts while they are ON their bikes riding at 60km/hr down the highway, but the second they stop and get off their bikes, game over, they look like tools.

[identity profile] doctornurse.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Helps protect against zipper injury!

[identity profile] quiregrrl.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Which ironically you would think may be less of a problem for the gentleman of modestly projecting proportions...

[identity profile] grey-evil-twin.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I should get a pair, and continue the Gay Man Action from Lismore.

[identity profile] quiregrrl.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yes you should!!

[identity profile] fluffydescent.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
*hits the like button*

Damn facebook!

o_O

[identity profile] razorsharpblade.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
That ... is too funny. And not at all fake looking.

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[identity profile] quiregrrl.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Uhuh... completely authentic looking...

now straight women and gay men can experience the disappointment of false advertising too :)

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[identity profile] razorsharpblade.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
And continue to be duped by the stoopid idea that being a 'shower' rather than a 'grower' is more desirable, or that bigger is necessarily better. Isn't that what hands are for? *eg*

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[identity profile] quiregrrl.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
well yes, I've always had a preference for hands :D
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