quiregrrl: (Icky Things)
quiregrrl ([personal profile] quiregrrl) wrote2011-01-27 06:06 pm

An observation

The thing that makes fake porn orgasms SOUND so very very fake is the Ooooh noise. No-one makes the oooooh noise in genuine pleasure. It's always aaaahhh, or ohhhhh, or mmmmmmm, or sometimes gnafagnohhbanohhuhuhyeahohfuck, and the length and repetetiveness may vary, but always the non-verbal noises are based on ah, or oh, never oo. So when the girls on the computer/tv screen are flailing round and purse thier lips and issue an ooooohh, it just sounds very wrong and very fake.

This information can be filed under "Ways to spot a faker", or "Tam has been watching too much porn".

[identity profile] fluffydescent.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're onto something!

I've been thinking about it... OOH is not a natural mouth shape. Ahhs, ees and mmmm... don't require any muscular effort, while OOOh does.


[identity profile] razorsharpblade.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
slightly off topic - icon love!

[identity profile] fluffydescent.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I've just noticed it's missing a last shot... 'Quoth the server 404!!'

[identity profile] razorsharpblade.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
umm I saw that frame when I was lookin' at it ...