Putting the pink in your bits!

I think they should use the heading of this post as a marketing slogan...



My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!

I can't paint the town red tonight, I have to stay home and paint my labia pink...

*shakes head* when will this "beauty" madness end?!?!?

And what teh hell is a "Paramedical Esthetician" anyhow?? just how "para" is her "medical" experience/education and how does ANYONE qualify as an Esthetician when aesthetics are so subjective??

Madness I tell you... madness....

The year

first sentence of first (proper) post each month of this year...

Jan
After 38 years with his partner, Larry Cains, and 10 years of fighting for equality, Edward Young finally has recognition that his relationship was equal and valid.

Feb
Just got an email from Sex Intents... part of which said "Thanks again for your show, it was realy amazing and diverse, we love that."

Mar
Mum landed back in the country last night, and rang me at close to midnight to tell me that she wants to have dinner tonight as they fly back to Tassie tomorrow morning

April
Sooooo... the next Madfuckers is on Saturday 23rd May...

May
GAAAAAHHHH SO HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!

*humphumphump*

Jun
CUNTING ARSE BOLLOCKS SHIT FUCK SCROTUM LEOTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul
I was going to have an early night... seems my brain has other plans...

Aug
I've been kind of thinking about getting a pushbike for sooooo long, years really, and there has always been something that stopped me.

Sep
ZOMG!!!! I just won a Hostess Apron!!! I don't know which one I get, but I'm hoping for the polka dot one, or the cupcake one :)


Oct
When I find someone to love who loves me back** and we decide that we should go on a romantic holiday together, this is the romantic holiday I want to go on.


Nov
Today is brought to you by the words:
Scanties

Unmentionables

Nuddy

&

Huzzah


Dec
Last Thursday evening (not last night, a week ago) I went along to Lukas Zpira's Scarification workshop for Uber, for the third year in a row, and he added to my branding again.