Putting the pink in your bits!
Dec. 31st, 2009 01:34 pmI think they should use the heading of this post as a marketing slogan...

My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!
I can't paint the town red tonight, I have to stay home and paint my labia pink...
*shakes head* when will this "beauty" madness end?!?!?
And what teh hell is a "Paramedical Esthetician" anyhow?? just how "para" is her "medical" experience/education and how does ANYONE qualify as an Esthetician when aesthetics are so subjective??
Madness I tell you... madness....
My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!
I can't paint the town red tonight, I have to stay home and paint my labia pink...
*shakes head* when will this "beauty" madness end?!?!?
And what teh hell is a "Paramedical Esthetician" anyhow?? just how "para" is her "medical" experience/education and how does ANYONE qualify as an Esthetician when aesthetics are so subjective??
Madness I tell you... madness....