When I find someone to love who loves me back** and we decide that we should go on a romantic holiday together, this is the romantic holiday I want to go on.
http://colonialway.com.au/Horse-drawn gypsy caravan through outback Victoria, set off and travel on your own, whereever you want to go, the operators will come and meet you in the evening and morning to help with the horse for the first few days at least, secluded, quiet, slow, relaxed, and with a horsey to play with!
I don't even care that it's essentially really expensive camping...
** or you know, someone who is willing to shag me and talk to me...