Putting the pink in your bits!

[quiregrrl]

I think they should use the heading of this post as a marketing slogan...



My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!

I can't paint the town red tonight, I have to stay home and paint my labia pink...

*shakes head* when will this "beauty" madness end?!?!?

And what teh hell is a "Paramedical Esthetician" anyhow?? just how "para" is her "medical" experience/education and how does ANYONE qualify as an Esthetician when aesthetics are so subjective??

Madness I tell you... madness....

Comments

[razorsharpblade.livejournal.com]

*poit*

Oh my goodness ... I don't know where to look ...

[vodkabeforenoon.livejournal.com]

How about if you were never pink um down there? O_o

[quiregrrl.livejournal.com]

I guess you'd have to explore your options (http://www.crownpaint.co.uk/paint-and-colour/all-colours.htm)...