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1. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

2. Scintillate, scintillate asteroid minific.

3. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

4. Surveillance should precede saltitation.

5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitatelydeparted
lacteal fluid.

6. Freedom from incrustrations of grime is contiguous to divinity.

7. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.

8. It is fruitless to indoctrinate a super-annuated canine with
innovative maneuvers.

9. Eschew the implement of corrections and vitiate the scion.

10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly
ogled cooking container does not reach 212 degrees
Fahrenheit.

11. Neophyte's serendipity.

12. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.

13. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be
advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.

14. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly
auriferous.

15. Where there are visible vapors having their province in ignited
carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.

16. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

17. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques
vitiates the potable concoction produced by steeping
comestibles.

18. Exclusive dedication to necessary chores without interludes of
hedonistic diversion renders John a heptudinous fellow.
19. A revolving lathic conglomerate accumulates no diminutive
claucous bryphitic plants.

20. The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses,
thereby, the optimal cachinnation.

21. Missiles of ligneous or porous consistency have the potential of
fracturing my osseous structure, but appellations will eternally
be benign.

22. Propinquity avails itself only in the coverlets of equine quadra-
bases.

Date: 2005-06-23 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffydescent.livejournal.com
These are classic! Love number five and 21!

Date: 2005-06-24 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cubboy.livejournal.com
this makes the bear brain work too hard

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