Bazooms of Doom!

[quiregrrl]

Or: My tits are revolting!

Anyone else on my f'list have the experience of just about every single bra they own dying because the underwire snaps?? I was just walking along this morning, in the usual manner, no crazy antics or ambulant contortionism, when I heard a "snap" from my underbust region and the slight adjustment of my left boob that told me another underwire had snapped. This is like the 5th one this year.

My Bazooms of Doom are so powerful they snap metal clear in two... and I am beginning to suspect that they are revolting against being confined and uplifted by structural scaffolding and are attempting to break free!!

Comments

[velitu.livejournal.com]

yep. my bazookas are talented metal snappers too. though the more expensive really well made bras seem to last longer. i guess they have more support in other ways so puts less stress on the underwire.

have you tried "storm in a D cup"? they have goodies.

[quiregrrl.livejournal.com]

yeah I can rarely afford the expensive ones, which I have no doubt has something to do with the snappy wires...

I shall google storm in a D cup (fabulous name), thanks for the tip!