Bazooms of Doom!

[quiregrrl]

Or: My tits are revolting!

Anyone else on my f'list have the experience of just about every single bra they own dying because the underwire snaps?? I was just walking along this morning, in the usual manner, no crazy antics or ambulant contortionism, when I heard a "snap" from my underbust region and the slight adjustment of my left boob that told me another underwire had snapped. This is like the 5th one this year.

My Bazooms of Doom are so powerful they snap metal clear in two... and I am beginning to suspect that they are revolting against being confined and uplifted by structural scaffolding and are attempting to break free!!

Comments

[velitu.livejournal.com]

yep. my bazookas are talented metal snappers too. though the more expensive really well made bras seem to last longer. i guess they have more support in other ways so puts less stress on the underwire.

have you tried "storm in a D cup"? they have goodies.

[freeq.livejournal.com]

I seem to go through periods of boobie defiance, when they snap underwires and rip fabric all over the bloody place.

At the moment they are behaving, but I dearly hope they're not watching me type this, otherwise they might get ideas.

*zips top up further*

[madam-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Did you buy them all around the same time??

Recently I had a string of random strap snappings... all of a sudden one of the shoulder straps would decide they needed to break free of the back and cease providing the useful holding up the bra cup service. Creating an interesting double boob look. Four in about a six week period. But I'd bought all the bras at the same time...

Free the Boobies

[just-jo-boi.livejournal.com]

Never had such an issue but dear god why don't womens bras let there boobies unexpectantly run free when I happen to be around...let there be more I say hehe ;)

[info-pimp.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Yes. My left breast is so tough. For some reason my right breast never snaps the underwire.
But I've always maintained that my left breast is the much more interesting one.

[grushenkadoll.livejournal.com]

What terribly subservient breasts I must have... I have only ever had one snap, and that is because it was very old and well loved. My underwire does like to escape a lot tho...

[just-jo-boi.livejournal.com]

May I be so rude as to ask...will they still be free when I see you this afternoon????????????????????????????????????????
Cause I wont look/notice/... you know that - don't you


hehehehehehehehehehe

[quiregrrl.livejournal.com]

yeah I can rarely afford the expensive ones, which I have no doubt has something to do with the snappy wires...

I shall google storm in a D cup (fabulous name), thanks for the tip!

[quiregrrl.livejournal.com]

It's like they have a mind of their own... Mammaries on a Mission!

[quiregrrl.livejournal.com]

No they've all been bought at different times, from different outlets, and different brands... it's just my phenomenal rack exerting dominance over cheap bras I think...

Re: Free the Boobies

[quiregrrl.livejournal.com]

Teehee... my right breast is generally the more outgoing and interesting one, but it's usually the left one that snaps the underwire... perhaps attention-seeking?

[quiregrrl.livejournal.com]

That used to be the extent of my bra issues as well.. which was a whole lot easier to fix! I am impressed by the power of my boobs, but annoyed at this habit they seem to have developed...

[quiregrrl.livejournal.com]

You won't notice my boobs? Well dammit, why did the deities give me 'em if not for people to ogle?!?!?!?

[just-jo-boi.livejournal.com]

I lied heheehehe...bring on 5:30 and the ogling

[felix-femme.livejournal.com]

I find the target house-brand a good brand. I think they are made by Berlei which is usually v good. Also try Maggie T at target at the bonds outlet shop
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