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Phone rings at work...

Me: Good morning can I help you?
Caller: Hi, can I speak to the podiatrist please?
Me: I'm sorry he's not available at the moment, perhaps I can help you?
Caller: Oh, ok, you do HAVE a podiatry service though right?
Me: Yes, are you wanting to make an appointment?
Caller: Do you have a speech pathologist?
Me: (now getting a bit confused): No, I'm sorry we don't
Caller: Damn. It's just that every time I open my mouth to speak my foot ends up in there so I need either a podiatrist or speech pathologist to sort it out.
Me: (trying not to laugh) Right...
Caller: Look don't worry about it I'll just stop going to yoga *hangs up*


Edit: The caller was a woman who sounded like she was middle-aged, and her tone was pleasant and conversational and didnt' sound at all like she was taking the piss... I'm both bemused and amused :)
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