Bazooms of Doom!

[quiregrrl]

Or: My tits are revolting!

Anyone else on my f'list have the experience of just about every single bra they own dying because the underwire snaps?? I was just walking along this morning, in the usual manner, no crazy antics or ambulant contortionism, when I heard a "snap" from my underbust region and the slight adjustment of my left boob that told me another underwire had snapped. This is like the 5th one this year.

My Bazooms of Doom are so powerful they snap metal clear in two... and I am beginning to suspect that they are revolting against being confined and uplifted by structural scaffolding and are attempting to break free!!

Comments

[madam-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Did you buy them all around the same time??

Recently I had a string of random strap snappings... all of a sudden one of the shoulder straps would decide they needed to break free of the back and cease providing the useful holding up the bra cup service. Creating an interesting double boob look. Four in about a six week period. But I'd bought all the bras at the same time...

[quiregrrl.livejournal.com]

No they've all been bought at different times, from different outlets, and different brands... it's just my phenomenal rack exerting dominance over cheap bras I think...

[felix-femme.livejournal.com]

I find the target house-brand a good brand. I think they are made by Berlei which is usually v good. Also try Maggie T at target at the bonds outlet shop
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