Bazooms of Doom!

[quiregrrl]

Or: My tits are revolting!

Anyone else on my f'list have the experience of just about every single bra they own dying because the underwire snaps?? I was just walking along this morning, in the usual manner, no crazy antics or ambulant contortionism, when I heard a "snap" from my underbust region and the slight adjustment of my left boob that told me another underwire had snapped. This is like the 5th one this year.

My Bazooms of Doom are so powerful they snap metal clear in two... and I am beginning to suspect that they are revolting against being confined and uplifted by structural scaffolding and are attempting to break free!!

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[quiregrrl.livejournal.com]

That used to be the extent of my bra issues as well.. which was a whole lot easier to fix! I am impressed by the power of my boobs, but annoyed at this habit they seem to have developed...